This morning, New Year’s resolution guy is still sweaty from the gym. He has lost 16 lbs since January 1st. He is on a mission to save the world from fat people. His super power is his ability to clear the seats around us by offending everyone, so they move. I, on the other hand have taken a different approach. I like that he has chased everyone off and the seats around me are empty. After his third attack on my coffee habit I took to putting my coffee in water bottle and pretend that he is the greatest warrior on obesity since Richard Simmons, such an inspiration to us all! Good job New Year’s Resolution guy!
In more exciting news, the Tiger is back. He is a vet with great stories. He watches over our car while the others sleep. He is tired, he has a hard time sitting still as he makes his way to the VA every day for physical therapy. The tiger has lived a full life and has much wisdom.